Monday, December 31, 2012

2013 is tomorrow......

2013 is tomorrow.
New Years is a funny thing. All about fresh starts and new beginnings. Just like last year. Resolutions almost always transfer from year to year, unfavourable self-reflections which become too hard to confront and are postponed until some generic later date; whether it be ‘a few weeks’, ‘a couple of months’ or the extra vague ‘someday’. I’ve over the years threatened to diet, to give up swearing or booze. This year I’m undecided because I think I set myself up for more failures.
I mean when you run a preschool and spend most of your time dealing with parents who have some sort of issue or kids who also have some sort of issue. Then the toilet gets backed up because a teacher let a kid go potty with a collect of army figures that are now navy seals. So basically I do nursing, plumbing, policing and accounting all while trying to look cheerful. Did I mention I make a fraction of what any of those other professionals make? Yes so most of my day is spent dealing with someone who is unhappy. Do I need to make a resolution to swear less? To drink less? To exercise more? Sure I do. I know it but do I need to put more pressure on myself or set myself up for yet more grief? Doubt it. So instead I’m going to focus on the here and now while I’m here and can still focus. Right now I’m focusing on my 15 year olds annual New Year’s Eve slumber party. Champagne and caviar at my house? Nope, pasta and punch for a dozen hungry teenagers. They are good kids and yes, 3 guests are male but they leave at a reasonable hour. It’s just a lot of cooking and cleaning. The next morning is a snap though with my overnight French toast casserole. This is so simple to make-and it can feed a crowd.  I especially like that it is prepared the night before and then just placed in the oven in the morning-great for when you have overnight company! The hard part is getting the kids to leave the next day so I can take a nap!
Overnight French toast Casserole
Ingredients
1/2 C Butter
12 slices Whole wheat or white bread (leftover anything bread works)
1 C Brown Sugar
1 tsp. Cinnamon
1 tsp. Nutmeg

1 tsp. Vanilla Extract
5 eggs
1 1/2 c Skim Milk
Directions

-Melt margarine & pour in a 9 by 13 pan (I melt it in a measuring cup in the microwave)
-Mix together brown sugar & nutmeg, cinnamon
-Wisk eggs, milk & vanilla together
-Layer bottom of pan with half the bread
-Sprinkle half brown sugar mix over the bread
-Layer second half of bread
-Pour egg mixture over all then sprinkle remaining brown sugar
-Cover & refrigerate overnight
-In the morning, cover with tinfoil and bake at 350 for 30 minutes
-Uncover and bake 15 about more minutes (should be browned and set)

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Christmas Turtle Candies & The The holiday music...


To the spirit of Christmas. I'm sorry. I only found 3 of my Christmas CDs and after 3 weeks of Julie Andrews, Perry Como and Celtic Christmas I pulled out The The and yelled "Merry Christmas" over the swear words. I'm sorry but I couldn't take it any more......I was finally reduced to listening to the local radio station for my Christmas music. After 2 days of Alan Jackson & Alison Krauss - "The Angels Cried" and "Christmas in Dixie" by Alabama. Finally the day before Christmas  The Husband found my holiday music stash on top of the TV!!!! It's a Christmas miracle! I was too damn short to see the top of the TV and there they were the whole time. I did enjoy listening to The The though. Maybe they need to produce a Christams Album. I'm sure they'd do a great job. I can imagine they’d do wonderfully covering Hard Candy Christmas. I can just hear Matt Johnson singing out “Maybe I'll hit the bars, Maybe I'll count the stars until dawn, Me, I will go on….” Fa la la la.....


I was facing my last batch of popcorn. Really. I have popped nearly 14 pounds of it and used up 27 bags of red hot candy. I don't even want to think about how much butter I melted.....since we had company for Christmas dinner I  to whipped up a batch of candy that wasn’t  red or hot to add to my cookie tray. These are nice since you can just make one small batch and be done with it.  I cheated and melted the caramels on the stove while I was sorting out the pecans. Melting the caramel on the stove takes a bit longer, but it's worth it. I also recommend using Kraft caramels. Normally I buy the store brand but the cost was pretty much the same and the Kraft brand melted better.

Fa la la la.....


Christmas Turtle Candies

Ingredients This recipe makes 24 candies
4 ounces pecan halves
24 individually wrapped caramels, unwrapped
1 teaspoon shortening
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips

Directions

1.    Preheat oven to 300 degrees F (150 degrees C). Cover cookies sheet with aluminum foil, shiny side up. Lightly grease foil with vegetable oil spray.
2.    Place 3 pecan halves in a Y shape on the foil. Place 1 caramel candy in the center of each Y. Bake just until caramel is melted, about 9 to 10 minutes. I found these didn’t melt very well & then tried melting the caramel on the stove and drizzling it over the pecans.. IT WORKED. You try it and see which works for you.
3.    Heat shortening and chocolate chips over low heat just until chocolate is melted. Spread over candies and refrigerate for 30 minutes.
 

Friday, December 21, 2012

Beth’s Roasted Brussels Sprouts

  • Ok I admit it; I'm not as young as I used to be. So after weeks of making popcorn, cookies, tofu moose, Crunchy Asian salad, cookies and bread for bakes sales, Christmas gifts and food for parties the idea of making cookies for the Boy Scout's party made me want to cry. I let The Husband in my kitchen. The cookies were burnt, hard and the kitchen was a mess. But I did get to clean up the Mailing Station, which is a table set up in the dining room covered in holiday paper, ribbons, boxes, bows, bubble wrap….you get the idea. This was important since The Relatives are coming for Christmas dinner. A week early. Holy Shit!! Yes, I nearly fell to the floor- a week early in the middle of Christmas Rush is not exactly what I wanted but if sacrificing the Boy Scouts’ cookies for their Christmas party was the price I had to pay I can live with that, after all they camp outside and eat dirt. Since The Relatives are coming early I had to pull together a menu fast and saw Brussels sprouts on sale at the organic grocery near my house. I hope they like Brussels sprouts! If not we have a few cookies from Ken’s batch left over.
    Beth’s Roasted Brussels sprouts
    I’ll make a double batch since I’ll have 8 for dinner.
    Ingredients
    · 2 small red onions, sliced into 1/4-inch wedges
    · 3 tablespoons olive oil
    · Coarse salt and ground pepper
    · 2 pints Brussels sprouts, trimmed and halved
    Directions
    1.    Preheat oven to 425 degrees. In a medium bowl, toss onions with 1 tablespoon olive oil; season with salt and pepper. Spread onions on a rimmed baking sheet, and roast until translucent, 15 to 20 minutes.
    2.    In same bowl, toss Brussels sprouts with remaining 2 tablespoons olive oil; season with salt and pepper. Add to baking sheet with onions, and toss to combine. Roast, tossing occasionally, until vegetables are tender and caramelized, 25 to 30 minutes. Serves 4.
     
  • Friday, December 14, 2012

    Chocolate dipped pretzels

    We make chocolate dipped pretzels that are so delicious they’ll melt your brain. The ingredients are all easy to get and fairly inexpensive, so they’re super frugal. I enjoy making candies that feel special, but aren’t very expensive. One year we made chocolate dipped pretzels we let them “drip” on a cooling rack w/ waxed paper underneath. I’ve chocolate-dipped pretzel rods, too, always popular! I’m from Western PA and mixing salty and sweet is a popular PA German practice.
    CHOCOLATE COVERED PRETZELS
    ·         semi-sweet chocolate chips 1 bag
    ·         pretzels, twists, rods etc. 1 bag
    ·         3 “blocks” baking chocolate (chocolate bark)

    Heat semi-sweet chocolate chips/chocolate  in a double boiler or heavy saucepan over low heat, stirring constantly, until smooth. I then transfer it to the crock pot filled with hot water in a glass bowl, when I make a double batch.

    To microwave, place chocolate in a microwave proof dish and melt 1/2-1 cup chips on medium (50%) 3-4 1/2 minutes. Stir until smooth. Dip pretzels with a fork and remove to wax paper. Refrigerate uncovered until chocolate is firm, about 30 minutes. Store, loosely covered in a cool, dry place or freeze in an airtight container.

    East Squeezy Cool Whip cookies

    I love giving homemade Christmas goodies out to friends and neighbors, but sometimes the ingredients can really add up to be a lot of money. When I’m already spending plenty of money this time of year, between the RV damage and my daughter’s braces this year it can sometimes be hard to fork over the extra for specialty ingredients. I had a list of about a dozen people who were eagerly awaiting my Christmas cookies (mother doesn’t bake, my father has a sweet tooth, The Husband’s family love homemade goodies) and almost no money to make them. Reluctantly, I decided to utilize my coupons and a sale at Kroger’s to get a good deal on some pouches of Betty Crocker cookie mix. Don’t judge me; I’m short on time and cash. Yes, I shy away from this sort of thing but nobody wants to spend the holidays with a woman crying from exhaustion over sifted whole wheat flour. I deserve a little holiday joy too.

    So I took those pouches of Betty Crocker cookie mix that I normally snub and I placed a chocolate kiss in the middle of each to give them a special touch. Nobody was the wiser and I got to watch the Hallmark Holiday Special so I could still cry of I wanted to. (I didn’t.) And ya know what? They all liked them same as if I had spent way more time getting cranky in the kitchen. Just goes to show that it is the thoughtfulness of a gift of baked goods that is far more impressive than the “fanciness” of the product. Since I’m slumming it with pouches of Betty Crocker cookie mix, why not just go full tilt? I might be broke but I have a snappy looking RV and someday my oldest darling child will have straight teeth. This time of year cake mix is at most $1.00 per box and Cool Whip is also usually $1. You can make 2 dozen cookies for $2 so sink yours right into a batch of Cool Whip cookies!

    Cool Whip cookies:

    • Box of 18.25 oz. cake mix, any flavor
    • 8 oz. of Cool Whip
    • 1 lg egg
    • powdered sugar (couple cups in a shallow dish)

      Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
    Mix cake mix, cool whip and egg.
    Put in fridge for a bit to decrease the sticky factor.
    Take a spoon full and roll it in the powdered sugar.
    Place on cookie sheet and bake for 10-12 minutes (depending on cookie size).

    Fastest Easiest Fudge in the World

    Got the RV back. It needs a new roof. That will cost about 13 THOUSAND dollars. I don't have that kind of money. I spent 2 days in a daze and crying. Mostly mad at myself. Beth if it looks to good to be true....it's too good to be true. I know I wasn't meant to have nice things so why why why did I buy it?
     
    If it was in good shape I would have gotten a great deal, we paid 25 K and they in GOOD shape sell for 39 K. I put 800 in for the fuel pump, 200 for a new tire, and 1 K that the insurance wouldn't cover. We were shopping for several months and looked at some real DEATH TRAPS so when we saw this one, all clean with low miles and well taken care of we jumped on it. We shouldn't have. With the damage it's worth a lot (LOT) less than what we paid. That lil voice was telling me "if it looks too good to be true, it is...." did I listen? Noooooo..............
     
    The folks that sold it to the dealer knew of the leaks though since when the awning came off we found soft putty over the rusted screws. They also got some of the paint on sealent and covered up the damage on the roof, you can see where they dripped now that we know what we are looking for.  So for now we will park it, winterize it and cover it.
     
    I'd love to sell it but it’s worthless not fixed as the roof is now starting to mold with the damp wood inside. I've heard about the sealent you can paint on but this has a lot of damage across the top of the roof and the wood is starting to swell, which is stretching (and will rip) the outer covering (called a skin)  I’m heartbroken and totally freaking out. So when I’m not crying over the high hopes and dreams I had if enjoying it I’m mentally beating myself up for buying the  *&^%$ thing in the first place. I KNEW it was too good to be true. And it was. So I made myself sit down before I got myself worked up into a coma and make a list of things I can be grateful for like how when the tire blew nobody got hurt. That I have a great hubby, great kids and parents that are still alive and love me. I mean that’s what Christmas is all about right? I sat down today and wrote Father a mushy letter about what a great dad he was. It made me feel better....for a whole 15 mins. He'll proably call me and ask if I'm dying or something. If so I'll just send him some fudge. Have fun with the recipe!
     
    Fastest Easiest Fudge in the World
     
    Be sure to use sweetened condensed milk in this recipe, not evaporated milk - that's a common mistake. The darn cans are the same size and shape- really is that smart? One should come in a square box or something. I mean really.
     
    Prep Time: 5 minutes
    Cook Time: 2 minutes
    Total Time: 7 minutes
    Yield: Makes about 2 pounds candy

    Ingredients:

    • 1 (12-ounce) package semisweet chocolate chips
    • 1 (14-ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
    • 1 tablespoon butter
    • 1 tablespoon cream
    • 1/2 cup milk chocolate chips, if desired

    Preparation:

    Place chips and milk in microwave safe bowl. (You can use just the one package of semisweet chocolate chips, or add the milk chocolate chips for a fudge that is slightly sweeter and creamier.)   Microwave on medium power for 2-3 minutes, stirring after 2 minutes. Microwave, stirring at 1 minutes intervals, until chips are melted and mixture is smooth and thick. (You can also melt the chips and milk in a heavy saucepan over low heat.) Stir in butter and cream until combined.   Pour into greased 8 inch square pan and cool.   You can add just about anything to this easy recipe. Stir in a cup of chopped nuts, add a cup of marshmallows after the cooking time is done, stir in chopped dried fruit or some white chocolate chips.

    Cinnamon Heart Popcorn

    As gifts this year I'm making Cinnamon Heart Popcorn.... to die for. Ate so much of "samples" I'm sick, sort of.... the Cinnamon counter acts the felling of yuck.....but fun easy recipe and LOOK out Knoxville I plan to buy every Cinnamon Heart candy in 2 zip codes. Today I collected 17 packs in all. People are doubting my motives.Today  I'm suffering from a Cinnamon Heart Popcorn hang over. My tounge is numb.  Oh Cinnamon Heart Popcorn....you are a slave driver and a punishing lover. Yet I have have produced enough of you to "cover" teacher gifts for 2 kids. Now for family and friends....more red Hot Candy pls. I've made enough that I've used over 10 pounds of unpopped corn, which is a hell of a lot of popcorn.
     
    I can now make Cinnamon Heart Popcorn is my sleep. If I slept that is....and you can too.
     
    Cinnamon Heart Popcorn
     
     
    1 1/2 cups cinnamon red hot candies
    8 cups popped plain popcorn (not flavored)
    1 cup light corn syrup
    1 cup butter

    1. Preheat oven to 250 degrees F (120 degrees C). Line baking sheets with parchment paper.

    2. Combine butter, corn syrup, and cinnamon candies in a bowl over medium heat. Bring to a boil, and cook for 5 minutes. Pour the syrup over the popcorn in a large, heatproof bowl, and stir to cover the popcorn as evenly as possible. Spread the popcorn out onto the prepared baking sheets.

    3. Bake in the preheated oven until the candy coating is set, about 30 minutes. Do not burn! Check often as it will burn on you and stink up your whole house!
     
    And eat until you are ill. It's the only way.

    Thursday, December 13, 2012

    Decadence Chocolate Cookies

    The band. I'm not even in the band and it wears me out. Bake sales, fundraisers, games, band competitions, pancake breakfasts, picking up, dropping off and more bake sales.  We have been under the control of and working around the schedule of our daughter's HS marching band now for 6 months. The team from her school went to “state” which was news I received like a sharp stick in the eye. Did I mention that we now have been under the band’s schedule for 6 months? All our evenings and weekends are scheduled around 70 kids in maroon and grey outfits stomping around for hours tooting on horns.  Just when I thought “gee surely now that they are state champions we’ll get a break”……then Christmas Parade season started. Hannah Rose was in a parade this weekend and will be in at least 3 more. Oh, lighten up ya ole Scrooge Beth I tell myself. Everyone loves a Christmas Parade- right. Ok ok…The Parades are fine. Then I get a notice from school, she’s now in concert band. Sigh. And yes they have bake sales.

    Decadence Chocolate  Cookies

    Ingredients
    • 10 ounces bittersweet chocolate chips
    • 2 ounces unsweetened chocolate, chopped
    • 1/4 cup unsalted butter, cut into chunks
    • 3 large eggs, at room temperature 
    • 1 cup sugar
    • 3/4 cup flour
    • 3/4 teaspoon baking powder
    • 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt

    Preparation

    1. Put chocolates and butter in a medium metal bowl and set bowl over a pan filled with 1 in. of simmering water. Cook, stirring occasionally, until melted, then remove from heat and let cool slightly. Whisk in eggs and sugar, mixing until combined. Then whisk in flour, baking powder, and salt. Chill dough, covered, until firm, about 2 hours.
    2. Let dough sit at room temperature 15 minutes. Meanwhile, preheat oven to 350° and line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper. Scoop 1 tbsp. portions of dough, rolling each into a ball, and put onto sheets 1 in. apart. Bake cookies until they no longer look wet on top, about 8 minutes. Let cool on baking sheets. Do not overbake, these are supposed to be gooey!

    You can make these ahead of time too. Keep batter up to 1 day; baked cookies up to 2 days, if airtight.

    Baked Sesame Chicken Noodles

    Hannah Rose has a new boyfriend who is 18. We’re not thrilled that he’s EIGHTEEN but he seems nice enough and they usually have a few other kids around so we’re not on red alert or lock down yet. She disappeared on us last week for 1 ½ hours and we fell into a panic as it got dark. She and her friend Cassidy were outside the hospital near the school sucking up the free Wi-Fi. We had called the school, her friend’s parents and were driving around the block looking for her. I was very difficult not to strangle her in front of Cassidy so instead we took the IPod for a week. I am not sure I will ever get the hang of this parenting thing, every day I am faced with new challenges and obstacles; I think the bumper sticker I saw says it best.  “You’re making it very difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be!” Anyway the gang is coming over and I'm making then dinner. What do you feed a mob of hungry teens? Pasta. They are into Asian stuff so I selected Baked Sesame Chicken Noodles this time.

    Generally, pasta shapes should be short. Penne, rigatoni, ravioli, and ziti capture sauce and are bite-sized, so they're easy to serve and eat. When you choose a long, thin variety, such as spaghetti, break it in half so it's more manageable for cooking and eating.  Slightly undercook the pasta because it will finish cooking in the oven. This will also help the pasta soak up the tasty sauce. Since they will come over on a Friday and I work full time so time is an issue. I will assemble the baked pasta dishes the day before I plan to serve them, and refrigerate them until I'm ready to bake. Here are some Copper's Cafe tips to pull this off.


    • Assemble the casserole, cover with foil, and refrigerate up to 24 hours before baking.
    • Dishes with fresh seafood are best assembled and baked at once.
    • Add cheese, breadcrumbs, or other toppings just before baking.
    • If the casserole was refrigerated ahead, bake it an additional 10 to 15 minutes to heat through and brown the top.

    Baked Sesame Chicken Noodles

    Ingredients

    • 8 ounces uncooked whole wheat spaghetti (broken in half)
    • 1 tablespoon dark sesame oil
    • 1 cup red bell pepper strips 
    • 1 cup green or yellow bell pepper strips
    • 8 ounces shiitake mushroom caps, sliced
    • 2 (6-ounce) skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 
    • 1 teaspoon minced fresh ginger
    • 3 garlic cloves, minced
    • 1/4 cup low-sodium soy sauce
    • 1 cup home made chicken broth
      1 tablespoon cornstarch
  • 2 tablespoons cream sherry
  • 1 tablespoon rice vinegar
  • 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper
  • 2 cups thinly sliced bok choy
  • 3/4 cup sliced green onions
  • 1 tablespoon sesame seeds, divided
  • Cooking spray
  • 1 cup panko  breadcrumbs
  • 2 tablespoons butter, melted
  • Preparation

    1. Preheat oven to 400°.
    2. Cook pasta according to package directions, omitting salt and fat. Drain well.
    3. Heat the oil in a Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Add red bell pepper strips and mushrooms; sauté 2 minutes. Add chicken, ginger, and garlic; sauté 3 minutes. Stir in soy sauce; cook 2 minutes, stirring frequently.
    4. Combine broth and cornstarch, stirring well with a whisk. Add broth mixture to pan, and cook 2 minutes or until mixture is slightly thick, stirring constantly. Remove from heat; stir in sherry, vinegar, and crushed red pepper. Add pasta, bok choy, green onions, and 2 teaspoons sesame seeds to pan, tossing well to combine. Spoon pasta mixture into an 8-inch square baking dish lightly coated with cooking spray.
    5. Combine breadcrumbs, butter, and remaining sesame seeds; sprinkle evenly over pasta mixture. Bake at 400° for 20 minutes or until breadcrumbs begin to brown.

     

    It's time for reindeer food



    My baby Josiah will be 9 which staggers me but he was working on his homework and jibber-jabbing something while he worked.  It was the same thing over and over. I just about said "You sound like a broken record." until I realized that he wouldn't have the faintest idea what that meant. Pretty much before his time also. I feel old.
    First I had bronchitis while my kids had strep throat and Ken got sick with strep and then I got strep, yes it was that “fun” but at least we had a good Thanksgiving. I missed Claudi’s birthday which will keep me in the dog house for the next 12 months.  Despite all of this, we’re moving on and getting ready for Christmas.

    Here's a family favorite. Put one cup of oatmeal in a brown paper bag with some glitter and attach the tag.....below-

    Sprinkle this reindeer food outside tonight.
    The moonlight will make it sparkle bright.
    As the reindeer fly and roam.
    This will guide them to your home.

    Thursday, October 18, 2012

    Baked Stuffed tomatoes

    Every year we get a little bit better at growing tomatoes. The first couple of seasons I tried gardening, the yield was rather pathetic. Over the years I've learned that you need to have plenty of sun, deep watering but not too much watering, soil prepped with without compost, which was doing the most damage and being dummies we just added even more the next year. Finally we sought advice at a local famer’s market (I mean who better to know?) And this year we have a bunch of excellent tasting tomatoes even this late in the season. So many that we are a little overloaded at the moment. What to do when you have a bounty of garden tomatoes? Stuff them of course!
    Baked Stuffed tomatoes
    Ingredients
    • 5 large tomatoes
    • 1 cup chopped flat-leaf parsley leaves
    • 3/4 cup Italian-style bread crumbs
    • 1 cup grated provolone
    • 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
    • 1 teaspoon butter, softened
    • 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
    Directions
    Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F.
    Cut the tomatoes in half, horizontally. Use a small spoon to gently hollow out the inside of the tomatoes, discarding the seeds and reserving the pulp and being careful not to puncture the outer shell. Chop the reserved pulp and put in a medium bowl. Add the parsley, bread crumbs, cheese, and pepper and mix gently to combine. Place the tomato halves in a buttered casserole dish, and fill with the bread crumb mixture. Drizzle the top of the tomatoes with olive oil. Bake until the tops are browned, about 20 minutes.


    Wednesday, October 17, 2012

    Cooper’ Cafe Caramel Corn

    My parents are no strangers to making a dollar stretch, both of them being children of the Depression and having raised kids on a minister’s salary. Since both I and The Husband work for non-profits and really like to live the high life with supporting our RV habit we have to watch our pennies. Some of my favorite recipes on this site are those inexpensive dishes that I make for us practically every week. We don’t want our kids to suffer from our frugal ways so I like to offer a homemade treat now and then. And let’s be honest fresh Caramel Corn is always way better than something you’d buy in a store made by Lord knows who and it sat there Mercy only knows how long. Note that I’ve used real vanilla extract, not the stuff that is imitation. It does cost quite a bit more but I think it really makes a difference. As I balk at the price tag on it at the grocery store I remind myself that I’m only going to use a little bit at a time and not guzzle the bottle like cheap wine.  Caramel corn is a sweet treat that costs very little to make. It's portable and tasty, and makes a convenient treat for kids on the go. Buy regular popcorn kernels and prepare them in a traditional air popper for the most cost-effective results (as compared with microwave popcorn).
    Cooper’ Cafe Caramel Corn
    2 1/2 cups brown sugar
    1 cup plus 2 tbsp. butter
    1/2 cup corn syrup
    1 tsp. salt
    3 tsp. real vanilla extract
    1/2 tsp. baking soda
    8 qt. popped popcorn
    In a saucepan combine brown sugar, butter, salt and corn syrup. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat, stirring constantly. Boil for approximately five minutes and remove from heat. Add baking soda and vanilla and stir well. Carefully pour mixture over the popcorn, stirring well until the kernels are evenly coated. Spread the glazed popcorn evenly along two large cookie sheets and bake in a 250 degree F preheated oven for approximately 30 minutes. Stir occasionally during baking. Remove from heat and let cool. Break into pieces and store in airtight containers.

    Tofu Parmigiana

    My mother is a vegan and in the 70’s the tasty vegan options we can find in grocery stores just weren't out there. Slimy fried tofu still in a pool of olive oil wasn’t very appealing. Also well, mother wasn’t much of a cook. Let’s just put that out there. She was a “modern hip college class taking animal loving career making gal” and nobody was going to find her slaving over a hot stove. Then I came along and what do I spend most of my time doing? A whole lot of slaving over a hot stove. One large step for feminism and then two steps back. Sorry mom. Anyway animal agriculture is a wasteful way of producing food, because feeding farm animals uses water, land and fertilizer that could be used to directly produce human food. Animal waste is also the main cause of pollution in rivers and groundwater. For that reason and the fact I’d never eat my dog and really once I looked at the dog and the cow, I decided that eating mammals just wasn’t going to work for me. So at 7 I gave up red meat. We do eat chicken and fish but I’m trying to decrease the amount of that we do eat simply because of the impact on the earth. So tonight fro dinner here’s to good ole’ tofu!
    Tofu Parmigiana
    • plain dry breadcrumbs ( I make mine from whole wheat bread “ends”)
    • 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning
    • 1 14-ounce package firm or extra-firm water-packed tofu, rinsed
    • ½ teaspoon garlic powder
    • 1/4 teaspoon salt
    • 2 teaspoons plus 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil, divided
    • 1 small onion, chopped
    • 8 ounces white mushrooms, thinly sliced
    • 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
    • 3/4 cup marinara sauce (prepared if you’re in a pinch)
    • 1/2 cup shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese
    • 2 tablespoons chopped fresh basil

    Preparation

    1. Combine breadcrumbs and Italian seasoning in a shallow dish. Cut tofu lengthwise into 4  pieces (“steaks”) and pat dry. Sprinkle both sides of the tofu with garlic powder and salt and then dredge in the breadcrumb mixture.
    2. Heat 2 teaspoons oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium heat. Add onion and cook, stirring, until beginning to brown, about 3 minutes. Add mushrooms and cook until they release their juices and begin to brown, 4 minutes more. Transfer to a bowl.
    3. Add the remaining 1 tablespoon oil to the pan. Add the tofu “steaks” and cook until browned on one side, about 3 minutes. Flip over and sprinkle with Parmesan. Spoon the mushroom mixture over the tofu, pour marinara over the mushrooms and sprinkle mozzarella on top. Cover and cook until the sauce is hot and the cheese is melted, about 3 minutes. Scatter with basil and serve.

    Tuesday, October 9, 2012

    Band, lice and the common cold

    Band season is going to kill me. This is my daughter’s 2nd year in marching band – two more years to go.  I know I will grieve deeply when there are no more 6 am rehearsals or sectionals until 9 pm, to deliver her to or pick her up from….no more trips to the music store for repairs, reeds, or special socks…it’s just right now, sitting in a football stadium on a hot early fall night is the last place I want to be. Especially since I’m under the weather.
    In actuality it’s not the bakes sales, the shuttling back and forth this time. It’s a cold. The kind that makes your nose drip and your husband cough all night so you don’t sleep kind of cold. My throat is so raw it hurts to breathe and I can barely speak yet everyone keeps asking me questions. Like “do you still have kids with lice in the preschool?” Where did this plague come from that has infected all the family members except Josiah? The Band. The kids had it last week and Ken brought that along with a sign up sheet for Competition day home from a Band Boosters meeting last week. First the kids all had it, then the Boosters got it and now the Boosters of the Boosters have it.  I’m trying to keep it together but now that I’m dizzy it’s getting hard I’m counting the hours until the weekend. Josiah quipped to his afterschool teacher “My mom’s sick and she still went to work.” Great. It’s a little like saying, “Mom had to crawl out of the garbage compacter room from Star Wars”. I can see me collapsing of Friday at 5:30. “She only lasted five days. But the sea monster with the huge tentacles stuck it out.”

    I love that Hannah Rose is very enthusiastic and involved in band.  Often all Band Geeks talk about is band, band, and more band. She dreams about band, all her friends are in band, and she can't wait for the next school day so that she can play in band again.  The rest of the family, we’re just a back drop for The Band.  Like the night The Husband brought home The Crud. He went to pick up HR and was gone for 3 hours. I was livid. I was mad for 2 days while this Band Bug formed in his lungs and made him sick. However last Friday he came home from working late really sick so I hurried make him soup and a hot toddy. Argh.

    First since Kennie and Hannah Rose had it I went into Nurse Mode. I pulled out all the over the counter meds, soup recipes and a full case of Sprite. How many people clean out their medicine cabinet/storage/cardboard box of medicines regularly?  I do.  Twice a year, usually at the fall and spring time changes.  Keep those snide anti “Martha Stewart” comments to yourself.  This certainly is important. I was ready. Until I got it. And I reached for the box of Dayquil and it was put back into the cabinet. Empty. There is only ONE person in my house who would do such a thing and that’s the same person who has been coughing half the night. The Husband.

    So here I was “sick as a dog” only to find that the flu/cold medicine and worse yet, that the Pepto Bismol had separated into two murky looking halves in one bottle. Desperate I grabbed some Nyquil and set off for work. Yes, fearless fans, I got behind the wheel. I was smart enough to just take a half dose but still I  found the medication I took did not work and found myself sicker than when I took it.

     Yet I am at work. Things are not going well but it’s better than the DOL investigation. We had a horrible week at the preschool and I have had a teacher out for 2 weeks with back problems. We also had a child infested with lice and when her grandmother discovered she had them it was somehow my entire fault personally. I was on the phone with her for hours over the first few days of the week and as the children one at a time showed up with them, I had to finally remove the class from the room and have the carpets cleaned, the class fumigated and took everything fabric to the Laundromat to have it sent through twice. Our washer/dryer broke down and the teacher who has the unit in her closet is walking around mad too like I came in during the night, tore up the machine and waited to see just how furious she’d get. Yes, for this I get up at 6 AM and work 10 hour days. To make other people unhappy. The teacher with the health problems will not be allowed to return so I start the interview process all over again. Today I’m interviewing a research assistant from the Physics Dept. from a local university. It shows how disparate we both are. Without even meeting her I know she’s not qualified and I’m sure she does as well. I just hope I don’t sneeze or cough on her, I’m afraid I’ll make her sick too.
    In the meantime I have a crockpot of soup waiting for me at home.
    Creamy Chicken 'n' Wild Rice Soup

    Ingredients
    • 2/3 cup uncooked wild rice
    • 2/3 cup chopped onion
    • 2/3 cup grated carrot
    • 2 tablespoons butter
    • 6 cups homemade chicken broth
    • 2 medium potatoes diced
    • 1/2 teaspoon salt
    • 1/2 teaspoon pepper
    • 3 cups shredded cooked chicken breast
    • 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
    • 1 cup half-and-half
    Directions
    • Cook rice according to package directions.* Meanwhile, in a large saucepan with a dab of butter, cook onion and carrot in butter for 2 minutes, until soft. Stir in the broth, potatoes, salt and pepper. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat; cover and simmer for 10 minutes. Check and cook 3-7 minutes longer or until potatoes are tender.
    • Drain rice if necessary; fluff with a fork. Stir chicken and rice into potato mixture; heat through. In a small bowl, combine flour and half-and-half until smooth. Gradually stir into soup. Bring to a boil; cook and stir for 2 minutes or until thickened. 
    *If you’re going to use the crock pot all day put the rice in uncooked. Skip the cooking rice bit and add it to the crock pot with the other prepared ingredients.

    Thursday, September 27, 2012

    Bikes. bread and being a bitch...

    On Sat we had a tight schedule with bike pick-ups; drop offs at Green Lee's (repair shop) chores, Hannah Rose's band practice, lunch, laundry and hopes to make it to the fair. I ran at 11 to Kroger’s and said "I'll be about half an hour can you help bring in the groceries?" Sure, great plan. "While I put them away and fix lunch you can pick up Hannah Rose" etc. etc. etc. ending with going to the fair about 1:30.

    So promptly at 11:30 I return. No Ken no Josiah. Keys in the car door. Back door open, lights on. In the yard no Ken. Neighbors? Nope no Ken or Josiah. So I call no answer. I bring in the groceries, put them away fix lunch. Now it's 12:15 and I figure he went to get HR. At 1 still no Ken, no Josiah and now no HR. 1:15 she calls from the school, she's still there and the band director needs to leave. So I turn off the stove, run and get her. Come home still NO KEN....I call again.

    Hannah Rose said something about him saying that he was fixing the fence when she called and SPOKE to him about being picked up. I run the sides of the fence. Nope still NO KEN....so about 2 hours later I realize the bike shop is going to close with Josiah's bike in it so I run off to Green Lees. As I speed around the corner I nearly run over a man dragging a half of a tree down the street.

    You guessed it. Ken. So I pull over, wind down the window to really scream at him and after a few choice things are said I see Josiah and a 78 year old sweaty horrified Mrs. Wallace. Mrs. Wallace says "I'm so sorry I kept him too long; don't be mad since my husband died I have such a hard time keeping up with the place."

    Great, I might as well be riding a broom. So Sunday I take over some homemade Sour Dough bread, peppers and tomatoes from our garden and ring the bell on Mrs. Wallace’s house. She is cowering as she answers the door. I hand her the bag and cheerfully apologize for chewing out The Husband in front of her. She launches into a speech about what a good man he is and how much he's helped her and how she misses Her Henry and how you don't know what you have until the man you love is gone. Then she tells me how dear the days are how you never know how much time you'll have and to make the most of it because you'll never get those Golden Days back.

    By the time I left I was ready to cry and really needed a nice piece of homemade bread maybe topped with a home grown tomato. And a glass of wine.

    Getting Started with Homemade sour dough bread:

    Some of the best starters have been specifically developed to provide predictable results. Buying a tried-and-true starter is your best bet, although you can begin your own with very little trouble. Yeast and bacillus are everywhere in our environment, including the water and milled grains used to make most starters. It is possible to mix together just these two ingredients, and create a new starter in a number of days.

    Recipes for Success
    Regardless of the source of the yeast, there are a few things to keep in mind when making a starter from scratch.
    ·         Use non-chlorinated water: adding chlorine to your starter will almost certainly destroy the very organisms you are hoping to nurture. Use distilled or filtered water, or simply leave tap water open to the air for 24 hours to evaporate the chlorine.
    ·         Choose unprocessed grains such as whole wheat or rye flour for the best results when beginning a starter. You can switch to bread flour or all-purpose flour after the first few feedings.
    ·         Don't starve the yeast. This is a common mistake. Even if you do not see any activity, the starter must be fed every 24 hours in the beginning. Stop feeding the yeast, and you'll end up with a stinky gooey mess, as mold and "bad" bacteria take over your starter.
    ·         Store in a glass or ceramic container at room temperature, and cover with a loose-fitting lid or a piece of damp cheesecloth.
    Maintaining Your Starter
    Usually a feeding consists of stirring in amounts of flour and water equal to the amount of starter you have. For instance, if you have 2 cups of starter, stir in 2 cups flour and 2 cups water. This may have to be adjusted slightly to maintain the consistency.

    Tips for Refrigerated Starters
    Most home bakers store starter in the refrigerator. This slows down the growth of both the yeast and the bacillus. A refrigerator will keep your starter at temperatures between 36 and 38 degrees F (2 to 3 degrees C). Growth will slow quite a bit, but not completely.
    ·         Feed the starter right before placing in the refrigerator, and whip with a wire whisk to incorporate oxygen.
    ·         The starter will need to be fed once a week. If you will not be using it, discard half, measure, and feed accordingly.

    The starter should be fed at least once, and allowed to reach peak activity before incorporating into a recipe. (This will take about 6 to 8 hours.) For the best flavor, some bakers recommend building the starter up with several feedings in order to bring the yeast and bacillus to the highest possible level of activity. Since there are many thousands of organisms per gram of starter, you can use very small amounts of starter in this process.
    ·         Remove 2 tablespoons from your starter, and mix with 1/2 cup flour and 1/2 cup water. Continue feeding at 6 hour intervals until you have made enough starter for your recipe.
    ·         After the first feeding, maintain a ratio of 1 part starter: 1 part flour:1 part water per feeding, effectively doubling the starter each time you feed it.